This guy has been almost (though not quite) as tragically amusing as the Iraqi Information Minister. Mohammed "I have no relationship with Saddam" al-Douri, the Iraqi UN envoy, fits the mold of the old school socialist functionary: "What have you been doing?" CNN asked on Tuesday. (These aren't direct quotes, but close enough.) "My job is the same. I am the permanent representative of Iraq to the United Nations," he replies. Yes, but what do you do??