I've had the song "Little Red Corvette" stuck in my head since I was eight years old, but only recently did it occur to me that the first line makes absolutely no sense.

"I guess I shoulda known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last." Huh?

Last night I was at a flatwarming party where somebody suggested this meant the girl was one of those obnoxious people that parallel parks so the car takes up two spaces, so no other cars could come near it.