Wednesday, June 16, 2004

You gotta love Czech wire copy.

As I understand it, the Castle Guard scandal has something to do with a "social counsellor" named Milos Topolovsky and a soldier named Vladimir. Vladimir drank so much vodka that he passed out in Topolovsky's office. From the look of things, Topolovsky then climbed on top of Vladimir and stuck his penis in his mouth. "When he awoke, the sexual act by Topolovsky had been completed." What a lovely image!

Then there's this:

Psychological tests have shown that Topolovsky is homosexual...
Thank goodness for those psychological tests! At least we can finally get to the bottom of this madness...

... and during his stint in the army he was a serious alcoholic.

At the trial, it transpired that ethics were lax at the Castle Guard.
You think? "Given that water is falling from the sky, analysts say it is likely raining."

Even in working hours, there were wild celebrations, and drinking parties and marihuana was smoked.
Wild celebrations, drinking parties ... and marihuana? And you thought the problem was limited to oral rape! Turns out that's just the tip of the iceberg...