Hahahaha. I love reading entertaining accounts of conversations with stupid people.

I had a keeper just the other night which culminated with some Egyptian lawyer telling me that the United States government has a 90% stake in the alcohol business -- "It's true, you go read it about," he said to me, shaking his finger -- and that's one of the main reasons it wants to destroy Islam.

I'd say more but I think I'm gonna run off to Alexandria for the day so I should get a move on. First time, never been.