I steadfastly refuse to waste any of my precious time on the Hobbit Name Generator... especially since Peter ("If I ever see and hear Pavarotti sing La Isla Bonita or American Pie, I'll turn into Krusty The Clown.") of The Daily Czech has wasted it for me. (He says I'm Lotho Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern.) Ditto for Peter's excellent usage of the Elvish Name Generator. For more time-wasting amusement, Uncle Dan recommends this.... this Flash thing about Bush. Not really a game, not really anything. But it's almost as much fun as bubble wrap.