Can't say really why I find this story so amusing. Prince William pissed off Lord Bathurst with his bad driving after a polo match on Lord Bathurst's own estate in Cirencester, Gloucestershire.

"Lord Bathurst hit his horn and gave chase. He wanted to overtake the police car but it stopped him. Prince William drove on but the police officer had strong words with Lord Bathurst."

Lord Bathurst said Prince Charles had apologised to his son, Lord Apsley.

I'm looking for an online generator of Jane Austen umbrage-taking retorts in which to insert these names. Alas, no luck.