Woah. What am I missing here? The neoconservative Weekly Standard gets ahold of top secret U.S. government memorandum that reveals once and for all that

I'm sorry, it's just so bizarre on the face of it that I'm having difficulty completing that sentence.

The neoconservative Weekly Standard gets ahold of top secret U.S. government memorandum that

Cough, cough, cough. OK, one more time.

The neoconservative Weekly Standard gets ahold of top secret U.S. government memorandum that reveals once and for all that Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda were in cahoots.

Oh my god! Thank heavens for investigative journalism, otherwise the public would have never known the truth! I'm sure the administration is panicking now that somebody's got ahold of these top secret documents.

Really, I've got to be missing something. Somebody help?