The Supreme Court just decided that gay people can have sex. All of them. As much as they want. Here are the snicker-quotes:
Tom Minnery, vice president of the conservative group Focus on the Family, disagreed. ''While it may feel good to some that a stigma is lifted from a particular group, something else has been lifted: the boundaries that prevent sexual chaos in our culture.''Oh yeah! Sexual chaos, here we come! Why if men can have sex with other men, who knows where that could lead?
Justice Antonin Scalia delivered a fierce dissent from the bench, saying the ruling was "the product of a law-profession culture that has largely signed on to the homosexual agenda." Joined in written dissent by Chief Justice William Rehnquist and Justice Clarence Thomas, who with Scalia are the court's most conservative members, Scalia warned that the ruling could lead to legal gay marriages in America.LOOOO - sers! Snicker snicker snicker snicker chortle chortle guffaw.